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PostSubject: My Top 10 Chuck norris Faq   Sun May 04, 2008 9:34 am

10.Microsoft has released a new Anti-virus removal tool called Chuck Norris. The tool dares the virus to enter the machine.
9.When the Incredible Hulk gets angry he transforms into Chuck Norris.
8.Similar to a Russian Nesting Doll, if you were to break Chuck Norris open you would find another Chuck Norris inside, only smaller and angrier.
7.Chuck Norris never gets brain freeze. Slurpees know when to back the fuck off.
6.They say that lightning never strikes the same place twice. Niether does Chuck Norris. He doesn't have to.
5.Geico saved 15% by switching to Chuck Norris.
4.Chuck Norris has to sort his laundry into three loads: darks, whites, and bloodstains.
3.Chuck Norris once went on Celebrity Jeopardy and answered, "Who is Chuck Norris?" to every question. It was the first and only time in Jeopardy history that a contestant answered every single question right.
2.We all know the magic word is please. As in the sentence, "Please don't kill me." Too bad Chuck Norris doesn't believe in magic.
1.Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.
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